Todd Has Bold Ideas

It takes real balls on a guy to pull off socks with flip-flops. You gotta have guts.

First of all, and I’m speaking for myself here, nobody really wants to see that. They just don’t!

It’s bold.

It’s bold to stand up and show off something that nobody wants to see.

It’s like pulling out pictures of an ugly baby. Nobody really wants to see that.

But you’re proud. You pull out pictures of your ugly baby and show ’em off to anyone who will look.

Same with shorts and flip-flops. Nothing to be proud of, fellas.

But we do that all the time.

Men will take a monster shit in the toilet and just leave it for the next guy behind him to see.

They like to show it off.

“Look at it. Take it in. I birthed that from my body.”

It’s very primal. It’s a power move.

Our corporate organizations have it all backwards.

They like to reward the guy in a suit.

“Ted shows up on time and avoids his family. He puts in the hours. Let make him a partner!”

But fucking Todd over here is wearing shorts with flip-flops and leaving terrifying logs in the executive washroom.

Let’s promote Todd.

That fucker has some bold ideas.